Viking Funerals

Welcome! My name is Mercutio, and I will help you with all sorts of things that my other housemates are too repressed to help you with~
The Teahouse rp
My personal

nothowirememberit:

sluuuuurp:

nothowirememberit replied to your post: Personal message for dashing Mercutio RPer: I’d like to give you a personal fan art gift for Christmas. What would you like me to draw? I’d also like to include your name on it for a personal touch, if it’s not a problem :D
I find this even more hilarious since I mentioned to Lilith I played some crack Lilith/Mercutio fun in a xat quite a while ago. Great minds think alike.

Haha, yes, I saw that. Totally turned me into a shipper of the two.

Hah, really? I always figured people saw the crack and went ‘dear god, what is happening’ and ran in the other direction. The ship seemed the only logical conclusion.

It probably helps that I ship mercutioxTHE UNIVERSE.

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nothowirememberit replied to your post: Personal message for dashing Mercutio RPer: I’d like to give you a personal fan art gift for Christmas. What would you like me to draw? I’d also like to include your name on it for a personal touch, if it’s not a problem :D
I find this even more hilarious since I mentioned to Lilith I played some crack Lilith/Mercutio fun in a xat quite a while ago. Great minds think alike.

Haha, yes, I saw that. Totally turned me into a shipper of the two.

love-laced-lilith replied to your post: Personal message for dashing Mercutio RPer: I’d like to give you a personal fan art gift for Christmas. What would you like me to draw? I’d also like to include your name on it for a personal touch, if it’s not a problem :D
OH my god my fear =)))) Oh.. Okay… I will try my very best to make the greatest LilithxMercutio ever /collapsesunderpressure aaaand I would like to have ummm a Lilith Mercutio fan fic if it’s not a problem, to help my fear of Mercutio. haha!

I’ll try my best to make it dreadfully and horrifyingly sexy~

Fears.

love-laced-lilith:

Walking towards the living room, feels a sudden chill.

“Mercutio is near.”

Looks around nervously. 

-sneaks up behind her and tucks a small strand of hair behind her ear, leaning in close enough for her to feel his hot breath on her neck. Whispers into her ear- Boo.

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junkyarddogboy asked: YOU. ME. CHRISTMAS EVE. ;D

Are you after a reservation? You’ll have to talk to Atros about that. I certainly look forward to your visit. I’ll bring the mistletoe and latex Mrs. Claus suit~

m-a-d-a-m-e-thenardier asked: In the comic comments, There's been Evelyn x Mercutio shipping. What's your thoughts on the pairing?

The very same Evelyn who is princess to our kingdom? I had never thought about that. But if the prince has his own needs to satisfy, then why not the princess? If she were to show up at our house and request me for the night, I would be more than happy to fulfill her deepest, darkest desires~

wilted-laces-deactivated2012040 asked: Personal message for dashing Mercutio RPer: I'd like to give you a personal fan art gift for Christmas. What would you like me to draw? I'd also like to include your name on it for a personal touch, if it's not a problem :D

ooc: oooooh my gosh, really? That would be so super nice of you! I am a terrible artist, but perhaps I can write some fan fiction in return? What would you like me to write?

I know you fear Mercutio, so… for my present, I would like you to face those fears and draw me some MercutioxLilith ;) It can be as naughty or tame as you want it to be. And my name is Jordan!

Mercutio.

love-laced-lilith:

sluuuuurp:

love-laced-lilith:

sluuuuurp:

love-laced-lilith:

(fans herself nervously) You don’t really deprive me of anything. Really. (Looks away, shifts uncomfortably) Don’t you need to do something else right now? Maybe, go tie up one of your clients?!

Fortunately for you, I am completely free right now. But you’re looking rather… Hot and bothered~ Perhaps you need help loosening that corset of yours? -takes a few steps closer-

I AM NOT! GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEE (whacks you with her fan)

-unphased- Surley you can’t believe I haven’t been hit with worse. -raises his hands in surrender- but all right. I’m not some brute that goes around undressing ladies without their consent.

D:<

Maybe you’re the one who MISSES me

It does get a little too quiet without your shrill shrieking filling the house.

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